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GeckoInsanityAlert
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 Komodo help

i’ve been thinking about getting a komodo dragon. i just want to know how big they get, what do they eat, how often to feed them, agression, temperatur . . . blah blah blah (the basics). i would just look it up on a caresheet, but there are none for komodo dragons. -.-



02/25/10  03:15pm

 #2127184


JackAsp
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  Message To: GeckoInsanityAlert   In reference to Message Id: 2127062


 Komodo help

You can’t write a care sheet for Komodo Dragons, because they always breathe fire and burn it up. Then you have to call a water dragon to put it out, and bearded dragon to sop up all the excess water, and by the time it’s done all you’ve got are some soggy bits of paper and three hungry lizards, so the thing just never gets rewritten. Oh, sure, you could try to be a technogeek and use that newfangled internet thingy, but to find dragons you’ve got to go back in time to the Middle Ages, and back then the only thing they had was dial-up, so it gets to be kind of a hassle.



02/25/10  08:54pm

 #2137082


Gottee guy
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  Message To: JackAsp   In reference to Message Id: 2127184


 Komodo help

OR you could just contact the geico gecko. He should have bulletproof, waterproof, fireproof, windproof, gayproof care sheets...



03/29/10  10:41pm

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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 2137082


 Komodo help

Sorry, Komodo dragons are illegal to own and extremely dangerous. And I’m sure they would be much too large for house life anyway.

--TheLurker



07/19/10  04:54pm

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JackAsp
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  Message To: TheLurker   In reference to Message Id: 2163576


 Komodo help

It all depends on the litter box size.



07/21/10  02:00am

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Geckolord12
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  Message To: JackAsp   In reference to Message Id: 2164002


 Komodo help

try feeding him your annoying neighbors and hell eradicate your squirrel problem



09/22/10  11:31am

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Geckolord12
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  Message To: Geckolord12   In reference to Message Id: 2176766


 Komodo help

"he’ll" sry



09/22/10  11:31am

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Retile_expert
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  Message To: GeckoInsanityAlert   In reference to Message Id: 2127062


 Komodo help

The only way you would be able to own a komodo dragon is to own a zoo or some type of thing like that. From what I know you can’t own them in the United States.



02/18/11  12:42pm


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