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 #1883532


JackAsp
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 Eerie Coincidences

Both "John Fitzgerald Kenndy" and "Komodo Dragon" have the letter K. in them.

Neither one of them has the letter W in it.

Neither JFK nor Komodo Dragons ever learned to play the accordian.

JFK was born in May, 1917.
Many Komodo Dragons may have hatched in 1917.

JFK was not eligible to run for president in 1927.
Neither were Komodo Dragons.

JFK supported U.S involvement in Southeast Asia.
Komodo Dragons consider anyone entering Southeat Asia to be like pizza delivery.

JFK probably ate buffalo wings at some point in his life.
If a buffalo had wings, and Komodo Dragon caught it anyway, it would eat them.

JFK had an affair with Marilyn Monroe.
"Marilyn Monroe" sort of rhymes with "Komodo."

JFK has relatives who are most popular for reminding people of him.
The Komodo Dragon is by far the varanid that people are most fascinated with, to the extent that others are often judged by how closely they resemble it.

Coincidental parallels are often drawn between JFK and Abraham Lincoln, who had a beard.
Komodo Dragons are funny lizards, just like Bearded Dragons.



10/19/08  02:36pm

 #1883714


Sitting_duck
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  Message To: JackAsp   In reference to Message Id: 1883532


 Eerie Coincidences

ROFL ROFL ROFL


Excellent points, they all make sense to the fullest extent.



10/19/08  07:14pm

 #1883935


Mama42
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  Message To: Sitting_duck   In reference to Message Id: 1883714


 Eerie Coincidences

fascinating!



10/19/08  11:20pm

 #1884355


Yexalen
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1883935


 Eerie Coincidences

I knew it!!!!



10/20/08  06:15pm

 #1884555


Mama42
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1884355


 Eerie Coincidences

well, duh...... Komodos cant run for president! they are not Americans.



10/20/08  10:21pm

 #1886419


Gottee guy
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1884555


 Eerie Coincidences

yes they can, just read this.
all komodos are damocracks from iraq.

WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America’s supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States!




10/23/08  08:23pm

 #1886437


Gottee guy
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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 1886419


 Eerie Coincidences

have a great day!



10/23/08  08:40pm

 #1886459


JimmyDavid
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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 1886437


 Eerie Coincidences

Wow! I guess the chances of a Komodo dragon ever reading this post are zero... same for JFK.



10/23/08  08:58pm

 #1887528


Gottee guy
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  Message To: JimmyDavid   In reference to Message Id: 1886459


 Eerie Coincidences

unless he’s a ghost :o



10/25/08  05:23pm

 #1888336


Sasha0009
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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 1887528


 Eerie Coincidences

i actually dont know that much about USA cause i live in canada lol



10/26/08  08:55pm

 #1888337


Sasha0009
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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 1887528


 Eerie Coincidences

i actually live in canada so i guess i dont know a lot about USA



10/26/08  08:56pm

 #1894372


Gottee guy
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  Message To: Sasha0009   In reference to Message Id: 1888337


 Eerie Coincidences

actually i live in the USA and Canada so i dont know much about Argentina.



11/06/08  08:34pm

 #1894383


Mama42
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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 1894372


 Eerie Coincidences

anywho, itll give us our jobs back...



11/06/08  09:00pm

 #1897078


Leah_Lizard
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1894383


 Eerie Coincidences

where did argentina come into this?



11/11/08  09:06pm

 #1897474


Mama42
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  Message To: Leah_Lizard   In reference to Message Id: 1897078


 Eerie Coincidences

Argentina is in Pakistanica!



11/12/08  04:00pm

 #1897476


Yexalen
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1897474


 Eerie Coincidences

And Alaska is in Zimbabwe



11/12/08  04:04pm

 #1897988


Gottee guy
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1897476


 Eerie Coincidences

so that’s why we export terrorists?



11/13/08  03:52pm

 #1897995


Pythonking
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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 1897988


 Eerie Coincidences

no we get our terriost from candyland



11/13/08  04:07pm

 #1898094


Mama42
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  Message To: Pythonking   In reference to Message Id: 1897995


 Eerie Coincidences

well yeah... candyland is right in the middle of the north pole, which is in Alaska...which is IN Zimbwabe...which is near Argentina, Pakistanica! the Terrorist Capital of the World!



11/13/08  07:23pm

 #1898154


AvandisFifth
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1898094


 Eerie Coincidences

So is this why Sarah Palin won’t fly in tiny propeller planes? Because she lives in the terrorist capital of the world?

But yea, I think Nixon was a bulldog spy on account of the jowels. I think he was going to try and destroy the world, causing hippies to come out and protect animals, making it easier for Komodo dragons to get into the U.S. and take over, therefor taking over the worlds supply of beef..... has anyone noticed yet that this whole thread is starting to sound like a large group of stoners sitting around a "campfire."



11/13/08  09:33pm

 #1898232


Yexalen
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  Message To: AvandisFifth   In reference to Message Id: 1898154


 Eerie Coincidences

lmfao so true... hey wait... lol i wanna campfire!! ....... hee hee

*raises hand* pick me!



11/13/08  11:55pm

 #1898372


Mama42
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1898232


 Eerie Coincidences

uhh.....
......................hmm........ ?



11/14/08  12:52pm

 #1898555


Gottee guy
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1898372


 Eerie Coincidences

i ate a person with a stone once.





OH THAT KIND OF STONED



11/14/08  06:52pm

 #1898616


Pythonking
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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 1898555


 Eerie Coincidences

dont trust the rock at first it might say it wont tell but it totally will



11/14/08  08:40pm

 #1898647


Gottee guy
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  Message To: Pythonking   In reference to Message Id: 1898616


 Eerie Coincidences

back on crosscountry ("track" as some would say), my komodo KD spy sent out some KD troops to candyland to get some luncheon agamas from afagamastan, which is in the north pole, next to alaska in zimbabwe by europe in greenland’s north peninsula in the center of packmanistan with a bagdad over its head...
okay! you get the point now.

so, the next day this "democrack offending" letter came to my KD that read

"WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if KD military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America’s supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States!" dun dun dunn



11/14/08  09:25pm

 #1898759


Mama42
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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 1898647


 Eerie Coincidences

WOW! deja vue....



11/15/08  02:29am


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