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JackAsp
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 Komodo Limericks

Come on, you know you want to write some...

The Varanus komodoensis
has a habit of burning down fences
with his fiery breath,
and then dealing out death
He’ll eat you, Mom, Dad, aunt, brother, and sis.



07/23/08  12:14am

 #1805873


Yexalen
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  Message To: JackAsp   In reference to Message Id: 1805798


 Komodo Limericks

Dragon of a Komodo
just try to take a photo
sneak and take a peek
they hiding in the trees
all they do is tease
waiting to attack
breathing fire down your back



are you happy??!! its 1am and Im tired... can I go to bed now??



07/23/08  03:57am

 #1805896


JackAsp
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1805873


 Komodo Limericks

It’s dangerous going to bed
if the dragons beneath haven’t fed
And it’s hard to count sheep
if for mutton they leap
So I stay up all night here instead



07/23/08  06:38am

 #1806025


Anilver
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  Message To: JackAsp   In reference to Message Id: 1805896


 Komodo Limericks

Behind and below every toilet
waits Komodo, hiding and wet
who knows when he’ll strike next
it can be day or it can be night
but whenever, he’ll do it right

if that made no sense, it meant that a komodo hides behind the toilet and eats the people who have to go pody.



07/23/08  10:56am

 #1806420


JackAsp
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  Message To: Anilver   In reference to Message Id: 1806025


 Komodo Limericks

A dragon that lived in my john
played a prank on a drunk leprochaun
As it sat on the can
he jumped out and he ran
with the roll, til the paper was gone.





07/23/08  05:18pm


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