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#1776063

Yexalen
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why wulod aynobdy tinhk taht kpenieg a koodmo darogn wulod be esay?

Its hard work you know?

Every day I see kids snapped up off the road because the owners of these things dont keep them well fed. Pretty soon there will be no more kids... hey maybe I should let all the komodos around here run wild... then the rotten kids would stop stealing all the garden hoses ha ha

I dont knwo what do you all think???

06/27/08 10:32pm

#1776175

Mama42
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Message To: Yexalen In reference to Message Id: 1776063

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iduno, but have you seen mine? hes been missing for a week and i cant find my pigs either...hmm. i wonder if one thing has to do with the other...aw man!! i should go look for him, ythink!

06/28/08 12:05am

#1776416

Gottee guy
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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1776175

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i know how it ended out for your pigletts and your 56 foot komodo. its a sad fact that they ate your komodo.

06/28/08 10:04am

#1776672

Yexalen
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Message To: Gottee guy In reference to Message Id: 1776416

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poor komodo

06/28/08 03:38pm

#1776686

Mama42
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Message To: Yexalen In reference to Message Id: 1776672

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i found my pigs! .....they are HUGE now!!!!!

06/28/08 03:58pm

#1776716

Yexalen
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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1776686

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I want a giant pig!!!!

06/28/08 04:32pm

#1776787

Mama42
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Message To: Yexalen In reference to Message Id: 1776716

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pigs are the 5h!7!!!!!

06/28/08 05:46pm

#1777315

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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1776787

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I went camping with my pigs and my Komodo dragon and they got hit by a brain-scrambler ray from an A.S.S.

I call those ships full of little grey men "Alien Space Ships" rather than "Unidentified Flying Objects" because, let’s face it, when you see a bunch of little grey men come out and probe everybody you know pretty damn well that it isn’t swamp gas, a weather balloon, the planet Venus, or swamp gas. I think everybody who claims to be an expert on those things should be honest and stop calling themself a UFOlogist and start calling themself an ASSologist, especially what with all the probing that goes on in those things.

So anyway, the litle grey guys came out, and they told the Komodo Dragon that he had a pretty mouth. And he started squealing like a pig!

Then the pigs ate them.

06/29/08 03:36am

#1777338

Mama42
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Message To: JackAsp In reference to Message Id: 1777315

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LMAO.....

ok so, that reminded me, well sorta, of a movie i saw called "the abandoned". where the guy gets eaten by pigs...

see..these guys are asking me for MORE KOMODO MEAT!!

thats true about the A.S.S., though...

06/29/08 04:48am

#1778255

JackAsp
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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1777338

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Charlotte was actually a Komodo Dragon. A SPIDER that can spell? That’s ridiculous!

06/30/08 12:38am

#1778296

Mama42
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Message To: JackAsp In reference to Message Id: 1778255

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i knew she looked familiar!!! youd a thunk! so, i wonder how much i should feed these Komodos...oops, i mean pigs? they are bigger than me now and im getting nervous. since walmart doesnt carry komodos anymore, i cant get them as much, unless i go to Ace Hardware, where they sell them in the bait section. and i didnt want to get them black market style as they only house them in shoe boxes and not the normal dresser drawer. so, i will have to keep these "pigs" locked up tight until i find a little kid or something...

i dont think spiders can spell...

06/30/08 01:51am

#1778394

Gottee guy
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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1777338

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oh no... but my komodo is locked up! how are your hogs going to get them now?

06/30/08 08:55am

#1782536

Mama42
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Message To: Gottee guy In reference to Message Id: 1778394

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those arent hogs silly! those are my komodos in disguise!!! shh...

07/04/08 04:08am

#1782537

Mama42
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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1782536

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oops! my bad!! i meant to say its my Komodo, disguised as 2 hogs!!

07/04/08 04:09am

#1786573

Yexalen
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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1782537

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your komodo digested 2 dogs!!

Did I read that right?

07/08/08 12:42am

#1786678

Mama42
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Message To: Yexalen In reference to Message Id: 1786573

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no, i said my my hogs are not hogs at all, but my Komodo in disguise. or are you my Komodo....hmm...

07/08/08 03:47am

#1786685

Yexalen
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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1786678

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Your komodo has some great camoflauge... are you sure he doesnt have a little chameleon in him. OMG HE ATE A CHAMELEON TOO! WHEN WILL THIS TRAGEDY END!

..... ..... me..... a komodo......

NO!

I dont know what your talking about......

07/08/08 04:04am

#1787095

Mama42
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Message To: Yexalen In reference to Message Id: 1786685

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that Komodo of mine eats everything!! when will I get to eat??? he eats all my food!!! and being disguised as 2 pigs, the county wont let me shoot him..or them..or....im confused now!!!

yes! i think your a komodo disguised as Yex!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YEX!!!!!!!!

Yex..Yexi....are you in there.......

07/08/08 02:00pm

#1791162

Anilver
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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1787095

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my toads are actually disquised komodo dragons, I don’t want the neighbors to complain that I have a komodo so she is currently being toads right now.

07/11/08 12:20pm

#1793353

Yexalen
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Message To: Anilver In reference to Message Id: 1791162

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lmao I am not a komodo..... at least I dont think I am... let me check *starts to crawl around on the floor on her hands and knees slithering her tongue at different items around the house trying to find out if she has super komodo sense of taste smell* LMAO that was difficult to type that way lmao

Its ok.... I dont think im a komodo...

07/13/08 04:16am

#1793362

Mama42
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Message To: Yexalen In reference to Message Id: 1793353

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oh ok. phew!! i am so glad your not a Komodo. i would have to use my intersyberglobular gun on you...or whatever lmao........so, anyways(all embarrassed and befuttled)...where did my komodo go? i think someone stole him, cause he was there and now hes gone . and so i have no one to talk to...

07/13/08 05:35am

#1794065

Yexalen
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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1793362

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Cacklemongers!

07/13/08 08:29pm

#1794271

Mama42
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Message To: Yexalen In reference to Message Id: 1794065

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and crackalacka to you too! !tinmad i tnaw ym odomok kcab...im so befuttled, that i was typing backwards...

07/13/08 11:01pm

#1794294

Yexalen
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Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1794271

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Lol

Dave and I was at the mall one christmas doing some shopping and you had groups of women all over the place of all ages that stood in the middle of the mall blocking up walking space just talking their heads off. Not paying attention to the people trying to get aroudn them lol

Dave nicknamed them Cacklemongers :D
It was funnier at the time

lol

07/13/08 11:16pm