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 #1776063


Yexalen
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 Uh oh

why wulod aynobdy tinhk taht kpenieg a koodmo darogn wulod be esay?

Its hard work you know?

Every day I see kids snapped up off the road because the owners of these things dont keep them well fed. Pretty soon there will be no more kids... hey maybe I should let all the komodos around here run wild... then the rotten kids would stop stealing all the garden hoses ha ha

I dont knwo what do you all think???



06/27/08  10:32pm

 #1776175


Mama42
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1776063


 Uh oh

iduno, but have you seen mine? hes been missing for a week and i cant find my pigs either...hmm. i wonder if one thing has to do with the other...aw man!! i should go look for him, ythink!



06/28/08  12:05am

 #1776416


Gottee guy
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1776175


 Uh oh

i know how it ended out for your pigletts and your 56 foot komodo. its a sad fact that they ate your komodo.



06/28/08  10:04am

 #1776672


Yexalen
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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 1776416


 Uh oh

poor komodo



06/28/08  03:38pm

 #1776686


Mama42
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1776672


 Uh oh

i found my pigs! .....they are HUGE now!!!!!



06/28/08  03:58pm

 #1776716


Yexalen
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1776686


 Uh oh

I want a giant pig!!!!



06/28/08  04:32pm

 #1776787


Mama42
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1776716


 Uh oh

pigs are the 5h!7!!!!!



06/28/08  05:46pm

 #1777315


JackAsp
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1776787


 Uh oh

I went camping with my pigs and my Komodo dragon and they got hit by a brain-scrambler ray from an A.S.S.

I call those ships full of little grey men "Alien Space Ships" rather than "Unidentified Flying Objects" because, let’s face it, when you see a bunch of little grey men come out and probe everybody you know pretty damn well that it isn’t swamp gas, a weather balloon, the planet Venus, or swamp gas. I think everybody who claims to be an expert on those things should be honest and stop calling themself a UFOlogist and start calling themself an ASSologist, especially what with all the probing that goes on in those things.

So anyway, the litle grey guys came out, and they told the Komodo Dragon that he had a pretty mouth. And he started squealing like a pig!

Then the pigs ate them.



06/29/08  03:36am

 #1777338


Mama42
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  Message To: JackAsp   In reference to Message Id: 1777315


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LMAO.....

ok so, that reminded me, well sorta, of a movie i saw called "the abandoned". where the guy gets eaten by pigs...


see..these guys are asking me for MORE KOMODO MEAT!!

thats true about the A.S.S., though...



06/29/08  04:48am

 #1778255


JackAsp
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1777338


 Uh oh

Charlotte was actually a Komodo Dragon. A SPIDER that can spell? That’s ridiculous!



06/30/08  12:38am

 #1778296


Mama42
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  Message To: JackAsp   In reference to Message Id: 1778255


 Uh oh

i knew she looked familiar!!! youd a thunk! so, i wonder how much i should feed these Komodos...oops, i mean pigs? they are bigger than me now and im getting nervous. since walmart doesnt carry komodos anymore, i cant get them as much, unless i go to Ace Hardware, where they sell them in the bait section. and i didnt want to get them black market style as they only house them in shoe boxes and not the normal dresser drawer. so, i will have to keep these "pigs" locked up tight until i find a little kid or something...


i dont think spiders can spell...



06/30/08  01:51am

 #1778394


Gottee guy
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1777338


 Uh oh

oh no... but my komodo is locked up! how are your hogs going to get them now?



06/30/08  08:55am

 #1782536


Mama42
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  Message To: Gottee guy   In reference to Message Id: 1778394


 Uh oh

those arent hogs silly! those are my komodos in disguise!!! shh...



07/04/08  04:08am

 #1782537


Mama42
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1782536


 Uh oh

oops! my bad!! i meant to say its my Komodo, disguised as 2 hogs!!



07/04/08  04:09am

 #1786573


Yexalen
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1782537


 Uh oh

your komodo digested 2 dogs!!

Did I read that right?



07/08/08  12:42am

 #1786678


Mama42
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1786573


 Uh oh

no, i said my my hogs are not hogs at all, but my Komodo in disguise. or are you my Komodo....hmm...



07/08/08  03:47am

 #1786685


Yexalen
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1786678


 Uh oh

Your komodo has some great camoflauge... are you sure he doesnt have a little chameleon in him. OMG HE ATE A CHAMELEON TOO! WHEN WILL THIS TRAGEDY END!

..... ..... me..... a komodo......

NO!

I dont know what your talking about......



07/08/08  04:04am

 #1787095


Mama42
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1786685


 Uh oh

that Komodo of mine eats everything!! when will I get to eat??? he eats all my food!!! and being disguised as 2 pigs, the county wont let me shoot him..or them..or....im confused now!!!

yes! i think your a komodo disguised as Yex!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YEX!!!!!!!!

Yex..Yexi....are you in there.......



07/08/08  02:00pm

 #1791162


Anilver
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1787095


 Uh oh

my toads are actually disquised komodo dragons, I don’t want the neighbors to complain that I have a komodo so she is currently being toads right now.



07/11/08  12:20pm

 #1793353


Yexalen
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  Message To: Anilver   In reference to Message Id: 1791162


 Uh oh

lmao I am not a komodo..... at least I dont think I am... let me check *starts to crawl around on the floor on her hands and knees slithering her tongue at different items around the house trying to find out if she has super komodo sense of taste smell* LMAO that was difficult to type that way lmao


Its ok.... I dont think im a komodo...



07/13/08  04:16am

 #1793362


Mama42
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1793353


 Uh oh

oh ok. phew!! i am so glad your not a Komodo. i would have to use my intersyberglobular gun on you...or whatever lmao........so, anyways(all embarrassed and befuttled)...where did my komodo go? i think someone stole him, cause he was there and now hes gone . and so i have no one to talk to...



07/13/08  05:35am

 #1794065


Yexalen
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1793362


 Uh oh

Cacklemongers!



07/13/08  08:29pm

 #1794271


Mama42
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1794065


 Uh oh

and crackalacka to you too! !tinmad i tnaw ym odomok kcab...im so befuttled, that i was typing backwards...



07/13/08  11:01pm

 #1794294


Yexalen
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1794271


 Uh oh

Lol

Dave and I was at the mall one christmas doing some shopping and you had groups of women all over the place of all ages that stood in the middle of the mall blocking up walking space just talking their heads off. Not paying attention to the people trying to get aroudn them lol

Dave nicknamed them Cacklemongers :D
It was funnier at the time

lol



07/13/08  11:16pm

 #1794305


Anilver
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  Message To: Yexalen   In reference to Message Id: 1794294


 Uh oh

if you want your komodo back, i heard they are drawn to clown hair, there has been reports of komodos attacking clowns, poor clowns.



07/13/08  11:24pm

 #1804470


Milton#3
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  Message To: Anilver   In reference to Message Id: 1794305


 Uh oh

no clowns r stupid animals they deserve 2 get eating lmao this is such a funny forum lol



07/21/08  08:46pm

 #1804727


Mama42
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  Message To: Anilver   In reference to Message Id: 1794305


 Uh oh

my clowns are made of glass and i think my Komodo was a-sceered of it!



07/22/08  12:43am

 #1804784


Yexalen
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  Message To: Mama42   In reference to Message Id: 1804727


 Uh oh

"Cant sleep, clowns will eat me, cant sleep clowns will eat me, cant sleep clowns will eat me"
*rocks back and forth on the floor*

:D



07/22/08  05:36am


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