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 Feeding Guide

I know that all of us Komodo owners, and breeders especially, have a hard keeping our little guys fed. To aid you all in your search for food, here is a list of how to obtain food.

STEP 1. Buy a ski mask, baseball bat, black suit, plastic tubs, trashbags, and hire Marilyn Manson.

STEP 2. Take all your supplies and head to the nearest Maternity ward. Quietly sneak into the room filled with the nice soft and chewy babies, while Manson causes a distraction.

STEP 3. Put all the babies into the tubs, and put all the tubs in a trashbag to carry easier. If there are too many babies, only get the chubbiest ones ones.

STEP 4. Waltz out the door, and drive back home in a Durango 95. Wearing a bowler hat is completly optional. Do not worry about Manson, he will simply dissapear into a puff of purple smoke and reapear in an interview about Gun Control. No one will notice.

If you are worried about them noticing the missing babies, just place Cabbage Patch kids in the empty cribs.

Once home, put all the babies in the tubs, and aline them onto your floor. In each of there tubs there should be 3 holes drilled for air on lid, a soft blanket, animal crackers, and a copy of A Tale Of Two Cities. (You do not wish for your Komodo to consume an idiotic child do you? DO YOU?!!)

After years of study, do not put a male and female baby in the same tub. BB’s (baby breeders) need to ocean to breed. If you live in the ocean, move immediatly you freak. If two babies are placed in the same container, they will fight to the slobbery death.

For actual feeding time, I suggest either placing the child on the corner of the tank, or using tongs to gently ease it into your ’Modo’s mouth.

Here is a picture of my little friend, we call him Edmund Kemper III, consuming a baby.

Please do not get angry at me for joking about eating babies

lol

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I thought that was in China? Anyway I have found that toddlers are better for feeding....more filling Any way I have two that I’m trying to breed but I can’t find any 1 who wants to mate with them

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Mama..I have two, I did have three but one went into the clothes hamper and we have never seen it again

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Today I decided to make my KD a little "salad".

Take 13 cute fuzzy kittens, 2 wenie dogs, a photograph of john wayne gacy jr, a whiney toddler from the walmart toy section going "please mom ooh pleasey let me HAVE IT I WANT THE TOY MOM I WANT THA TOYYY!", Grandmas ashes, the high school musical cast, and that stupid Samatha girl that made your freshman year Hades.

Put them all in a blender, and add grape juice!

Wonderful!

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I like to use 3 years olds best....they still have some of that nice "baby" fell to them but don;t poo on their self any more.....and I use apple juice

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