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 #1712191


Nessabug
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 Ur momma jokes

ur moms so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

ur mom is so fat she is on both sides of the family



04/22/08  09:10am

 #1712240


Angelkitty
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  Message To: Nessabug   In reference to Message Id: 1712191


 Ur momma jokes

LOVE your momma jokes!

Your momma’s so fat when she wears a red tshirt all the kids yell hey koolaid

Your momma’s so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil

Your momma’s so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Your momma’s so fat that when she jumped she got stuck

Your momma’s so fat when she wears stripes airplanes try to land on her

Your momma’s so fat she bleeds gravy

Your momma’s so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws

Your momma’s so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, ask her what she was doing and she said moving

Your momma’s so poor when I walk in the front door I’m in the back yard

Your momma’s so fat and stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl

Sorry-I could go on and on-I love jokes and me and my hubby both love the show Yo Momma!
Angel



04/22/08  10:03am

 #1712529


Mrs. froggie
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  Message To: Angelkitty   In reference to Message Id: 1712240


 Ur momma jokes

Link

Here is a awsome website full of Yo Mamma jokes. Ones that have to do, with how tall, fat, hairy, yellow, dirty ect jokes. Coolieo!



04/22/08  03:43pm

 #1713354


Nessabug
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  Message To: Mrs. froggie   In reference to Message Id: 1712529


 Ur momma jokes

sweet



04/23/08  10:49am

 #1720737


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  Message To: Nessabug   In reference to Message Id: 1713354


 Ur momma jokes

Ur momma is SO FAT she doesn’t make snow angels, she makes snow HEAVEN.

Yellowfang



04/29/08  10:27pm

 #1721034


Nessabug
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  Message To: Yellowfang   In reference to Message Id: 1720737


 Ur momma jokes

hahahahahahahahhahahaha



04/30/08  10:42am

 #1724496


Geckosrcool
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  Message To: Nessabug   In reference to Message Id: 1721034


 Ur momma jokes

"Your mommas so fat when she sits on the rainbow skittles come out."

Your mommas so fat when a bus with white people passed she yelled STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!"



05/03/08  10:55pm

 #1724951


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  Message To: Geckosrcool   In reference to Message Id: 1724496


 Ur momma jokes

Yo mommas so fat, that jesus couldn’t even lift her soul



05/04/08  03:22pm

 #1725774


Nessabug
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  Message To: Snakesismathang   In reference to Message Id: 1724951


 Ur momma jokes

that was flippn funny



05/05/08  10:47am

 #1759898


Snakesismathang
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  Message To: Nessabug   In reference to Message Id: 1725774


 Ur momma jokes

ups, missed this one:
Yo mommas so fat, that when she got hit by a car she said who threw da hot wheel?!



06/13/08  03:09pm


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